Sunday, May 22, 2011

BIFFO ALERT: BIFFO El Supremo, the POTUS, expected to arrive in Moneygall today around 3pm BE VERY AFRAID!

Garda Siochana were on high alert after Moneygall residents were terrified by the prospect of a thin, black man wearing athletic wear of as of yet unknown American street gang (green and gold are the colors) roaming the streets of Moneygall looking to skin a CAT, preferably of Kilkenny origin. See story below:

News Item: Offaly Independent News-Obama